Patchouli Knowledge

She is the anemic librarian of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and has a burning hatred for wum, strong enough to make her try to murder him several times, and even team up with enemies of the Wumbologists. The reason for this, is the murder of her assistant, Koakuma, at the hands of Marisa. Wum, being the only other person in the house at the time, is the reason Patchouli beleives him to be responsible. Even after learning marisa was the killer, she still hates wum, saying he could have stopped her death, had he been paying attention. Personal Analysis:

.....Yeah...Loco...

Wum...How OBLIVIOUS are you? Multiple times.....Sometimes even more than ONCE IN THE SAME DAY....She has tried to violently...and brutally...MURDER. YOU. And now that she doesn't try...Your STILL oblivious to the fact that she once tried to do that....Anyway...yeah.....she can be a very sweet, kind person....So long as she has her way...With Wum, you can never truly COUNT on that...and especially with a stubborn doodette like her...and killing her ASSISTANT no less? It was a match made in...Well...You know where...But...Yep. Patch is all good now....and hey! I got to borrow a book she had, the brief hsitory of ocket protectors! Awesome!......I need to get out more...

Threat level: Flandre tier of strength.

Friends: Flandre (Whom she views as almost a little sister, and a valuable assistant.), Remilia, Lauren, Cirno.

Enemies: Wum, and anyone who stands in her way of killing him.

Tools: Knives, pistols, explosives, magic, and all sorts of murderous weapons.

Abilities: Extremely smart, as well as skilled in combat. She usually fights with two matching one handed weapons.

History: After the death of Koakuma, she was bent on killing wum, and is still at it, trying to murder him one way or another, and to this date, hasnt blown her cover yet. She has teamed up with enemies several times just to beat wum, but usually never succeeds. One of her greatest strengths is that many people dont think an anemic librarian would be so powerful.

Wum's Final Note:

'''Ahh! Patch! She's so nice.....and always has been to me! Never rude...nor keniving....and definitely out for my safety, Patch is one who I consider my closest friend!'''

Patchouli Knowledge, or, Patch, as I call 'er! Is the Anemic Librarian and extremely powerful Sorceress, or...Witch, or...whatever you call it, of the Scarlet Devil Mansion! She's always been so kind to me, and so, I am very good friends with her! Always full of factoids, and knowlesge lost to the modern world, She never ceases to amaze and inform me with such ....Information! People seem skeptical of her, for some reason, and think shes out to get me...or something...PHA! Yeah, right....Patch never was...nor is...out to get me! Actually.....that Dinner she made, that oddly gave me food poisoning, but noone else, Was quite delicious, and it was probably just a bad piece of meat!....And an accidental Cynacide Pill thrown in....See? Proof. She was NEVER.

OUT TO GET ME...