Warhammers of zillyhoo

Wumbologist's Notes:

These two weapons are used by sgt. They are light weight, and hit hard enough to shatter the very earth, and crack diamonds like egg shells. Their biggest strength, however, is that most enemies not familiar with the hammers don`t expect just how strong it is

Sgt, In order to look better, spray painted them to look more threatening.

The end result was the older enemies not recognizing the hammer, and underestimating it again, only to find out it was only repainted. As quoted by wum, this weapon has its own theme music. On top of this, It leaves a trail of rainbows behind it when swung. This weapon burns the hand of all the unworthy who weild it.

thumb|right|250px|The theme of the warhammer. Behold it in all its glory.Sgt obtained this during the pekoponian battle of Melondon Jungle, where he found the two warhammers. The enemies laughed so hard at the appearance of them, they let Sgt escape.

Flandre and Sargette are also capable of weilding it.

Using Wumbology, Sgt can fuse the two into an even bigger warhammer, which grows to massive sizes, similar to Susan, Wum`s weapon.

Weapon analysis:

Whar Wha Wa Hark, Wh-ARK! Whark whark? Whark! Wharkity Whark...Whark Whark! Whark whark whark whark. Whark whark wa-HARK whark, whark.

(Translation: Well, that is this anomoly we have HERE! It looks a bit girly, yes? Let The King try it out, Waddle Dee! Oh ho ho.....Fantastic! It uses some sort of alien technology to propell its enemies to oblivion! It does hold all the untold powers that Sarge fellow said it had. Over all....I would NOT...like to be on the receiving end of this weapon, Period.)